superbowl mvp

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your restaurant exploits ... by BlueOregon (2.00 / 0) #1 Mon Feb 05, 2007 at 06:54:16 PM EST

... and the smoked pork loin for some reason reminded me of the following:

El, you really must try this because it's puerco pibil. It's a slow-roasted pork, nothing fancy. It just happens to be my favorite, and I order it with a tequila and lime in every dive I go to in this country. And honestly, that is the best it's ever been anywhere. In fact, it's too good. It's so good that when I'm finished, I'll pay my check, walk straight into the kitchen and shoot the cook. Because that's what I do. I restore the balance to this country. And that is what I would like from you right now. Help keep the balance by pulling the trigger.

I suspect what you had wasn't too good and you didn't leave corpses in your wake.

I do wonder, however, where the cute phd students are around here. Should have gone to Austin instead.

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"The german quoting guy is a little bit out there." (fleece)


heh by alprazolam (2.00 / 0) #2 Mon Feb 05, 2007 at 10:18:06 PM EST
i meet at least two cute grad students every time i go. austin is some kind of mecca for hot women.

and i've had about the best pork this country's ever seen and didn't have to kill anybody, so i question that idea about restoring balance. this country needs to get all the good smoked hog it can before we're back close to even.

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