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throw some D's on dat bi*ch

By alprazolam (Wed Jan 31, 2007 at 04:04:05 PM EST) getting crunk, Smut Bowl, stupid people who post things on the internet that keep me from getting ass (all tags)

slow day....good time for an update

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I like pancakes more than you

By alprazolam (Thu Jan 18, 2007 at 05:12:11 PM EST) weezing the ju-uice, anybody else tired of the Patriots, rock out with your cock out, charming the pants off women, natch (all tags)

Proudly serving Pabst in a can..

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It's a shame, now who do you blame?

By alprazolam (Mon Jan 08, 2007 at 05:20:40 PM EST) building successful relationships, winning her heart, slipping the tongue, no I don't have any crank, Tony Romo (all tags)

The busiest weekend I had in Dallas in years...I even had a date!

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when you walk do you walk to your preference?

By alprazolam (Tue Dec 19, 2006 at 02:47:25 PM EST) whining, nerdery (all tags)

a lot of hardly working today..

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Too bad for the good girls, too good for the rest

By alprazolam (Mon Dec 11, 2006 at 06:23:41 PM EST) ariel levy is hot, panache, oral sex still doesn't count (all tags)

So I actually had a date this weekend.

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My biological clock tells me when it's coffee time

By alprazolam (Mon Nov 27, 2006 at 04:06:38 PM EST) McFadden for Heisman, thanksgiving (all tags)

Thanksgiving summary, including the cutest one armed Yale physics major you'll ever meet.

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Arkansas <3s Dick!

By alprazolam (Mon Nov 13, 2006 at 06:52:04 PM EST) woo Pig Sooie!, McFadden for Heisman, I want to make love with you (all tags)

Pretty dang good weekend.

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Nothing better than a crying New Yorker

By alprazolam (Thu Oct 19, 2006 at 11:45:58 PM EST) take that New York, long live the Midwest, Tigers, Cardinals (all tags)

Yankees....DOWN.

Mets....DOWN.

This is gonna be the best World Series evar!

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Along the way, I closed my eyes

By alprazolam (Thu Sep 14, 2006 at 12:57:27 PM EST) clean living, nerds pumping iron, a very dull boy (all tags)

Long and boring...what I've been up to lately.

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World Cup finale set

By alprazolam (Wed Jul 05, 2006 at 06:21:18 PM EST) the end is near, World Cup, soccer, footie, a racism free diary (all tags)

Spoilers.

Bit disappointed actually.

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